Category Archives: Nigerian Emails

They’re watching…

By Conlan | Published: September 9, 2007
Honestly, I was a little afraid that the evil Nigerian scam artists were going to hunt me down and try to hurt me for wasting their precious time. And I may be right. What does Google Analytics have to say about visitors to www.ThisisConlan.com? Damn my selfish pride (and impeccable comedic instincts)! Now I’m scared. On [...]
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From Africa, for tax purposes

By Conlan | Published: September 5, 2007
I feel like such a dumbass. His Holiness, the Reverend Kampson Lars replied to my reply, explaining that he was fully aware that my actual funding was $122 million, but—for tax purposes—it had to be broken into $10 million increments. He even got his address correct, and everything. Unfortunately, like an idiot, I accidentally deleted [...]
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There’s no place like Nigeria.

By Conlan | Published: September 1, 2007
I’ve got a good feeling about this one. From:”donald kaberuka” presidentafdb1@yahoo.co.ukSubject: Fund ReleaseTo: ch.redwood Desk of the PresidentAfrican Development Bank, (WWW.AFDB.ORG)No 12 Tinubu Square Lagos-NigeriaSubject: Re Fund ReleaseI am Mr. Donald Kaberuka, the President, AfricanDevelopment Bank. This is to bring to your notice thatmy office has taking over all the money Transactionoriginated from any part of African and Europecountries [...]
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This is getting to be a habit.

By Conlan | Published: August 17, 2007
From: “Rita Elena” mrselena1@hotmail.com Subject: Beloved One!! Dear Beloved One,I am Mrs Rita Elena from ABIDJAN, I am 58 years old, i am a deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain… blah blah blah … and my doctors have courageously advised me that i may not live [...]
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