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Category Archives: Nigerian Emails
From Africa, for tax purposes
I feel like such a dumbass. His Holiness, the Reverend Kampson Lars replied to my reply, explaining that he was fully aware that my actual funding was $122 million, but—for tax purposes—it had to be broken into $10 million increments. He even got his address correct, and everything. Unfortunately, like an idiot, I accidentally deleted [...]
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There’s no place like Nigeria.
I’ve got a good feeling about this one. From:”donald kaberuka” presidentafdb1@yahoo.co.ukSubject: Fund ReleaseTo: ch.redwood Desk of the PresidentAfrican Development Bank, (WWW.AFDB.ORG)No 12 Tinubu Square Lagos-NigeriaSubject: Re Fund ReleaseI am Mr. Donald Kaberuka, the President, AfricanDevelopment Bank. This is to bring to your notice thatmy office has taking over all the money Transactionoriginated from any part [...]
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This is getting to be a habit.
From: “Rita Elena” mrselena1@hotmail.com Subject: Beloved One!! Dear Beloved One,I am Mrs Rita Elena from ABIDJAN, I am 58 years old, i am a deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain… blah blah blah … and my doctors have courageously advised me that i may not [...]
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