Category Archives: Nigerian Emails

And we were just starting to have fun, too.

From: MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.comSubject: failure noticeHi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the followingaddresses.This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.<ahmedmusa_06@yahoo.com>:20239 failed after I sent the message.Remote host said: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn’t have ayahoo.com account (ahmedmusa_06@yahoo.com) [-5] – [...]

Alas, I am but a poor locksmith/juggler.

&ot To: “ahmed musa” <ahmedmusa_06@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: Please confirm if you are capable to helping us with this US$2,100.00. Hello, DOCTOR! I apologize for my tardy response. I’m tardy all thetime, over and over (my friends say ;there’s Tommy,tardy again! He’s re-tardy!”)Anyway, thank for your consideration. I am anxious toconclude the transaction!! As you know, ever [...]

It’s a steal at $2100.

From:  ”ahmed musa”Subject: Please confirm if you are capable to helping us with this US$2,100.00.Dear Thomas Poe  Thanks for your positive response to our proposal. As you said that there is a lot of creeps out there on the internet, note that this deal is our lifetime opportunity to better ourselves so it is not [...]

I accept the offer.

…And I’m not stupid. To:ahmedmusa_06@yahoo.comSubject: Re: REPLY BACKGreetings, Mr or Mrs Musa.I was very interested to read your email. I would like to help you with this transaction.My name is Thomas Poe, and I am a resident of San Francisco, California. I am 39 years old and divorced (no kids!!).Currently I do not have a [...]