Hi there, good-lookin’. I have a few “notes” for you, which I will list in ascending order. I have mobilized this blog. That is to say, if you view it on a “mobile device” you will see an optimized layout, enhanced navigation, and a picture of a unicorn. God speed, little doodle. You may have [...]
Dear You, I’ve got some questions for you/items that require your attention. 1. You may have noticed that, deep down on the lower right corner of the blog, in the least prominent place possible, I keep a list of links to blogs and things that I may or may not enjoy. Since my blog is [...]
I shouldn’t have posted that bit about the douche bag gas-station owner. I meant to maintain complete radio silence for the rest of the month. You know, to keep an air of mystery. It should come as little or no surprise that I can’t even shut my pie hole without screwing it up. To catch [...]
Woman Shoots Albino Deer During Opener. This is sick: “Rakotz said she isn’t sure if she has room to mount the buck, so she’s contacted Cabella’s to see if they’re interested in buying it.” In other words, she didn’t have any reason, but she saw something of exquisite rare beauty and knew immediately: she must [...]