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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Category Archives: Notecards
Ask You: WTF?
Dear You,
I’ve got some questions for you/items that require your attention.
1. You may have noticed that, deep down on the lower right corner of the blog, in the least prominent place possible, I keep a list of links to blogs and things that I may or may not enjoy. Since my blog is one of [...]
Posted in Notecards Tagged begging, Blog, hodgman, nyc, People I don't necessarily hate, testimonials 2 Comments
Dead Air
I shouldn’t have posted that bit about the douche bag gas-station owner. I meant to maintain complete radio silence for the rest of the month. You know, to keep an air of mystery. It should come as little or no surprise that I can’t even shut my pie hole without screwing it up.
To catch [...]
Oh, deer.
Woman Shoots Albino Deer During Opener. This is sick: “Rakotz said she isn’t sure if she has room to mount the buck, so she’s contacted Cabella’s to see if they’re interested in buying it.” In other words, she didn’t have any reason, but she saw something of exquisite rare beauty and knew immediately: she must [...]
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