Here’s my biography (you wouldn’t understand): I’m Conlan. When I was a kid, my friends called me “Conlan,” because they were not creative. Plus, that is my name. I grew up in Fresno, CA. I also went to college there, at a place called Fresno Pacific University. I studied English, because it’s the language I [...]
This is Conlan
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Regrets
I’ve always been a supporter of a regret–a regret-booster, as it were. I think regret is a pretty cool thing. It’s great. It teaches you things. It’s like history. We regret in order to not repeat the mistakes of the past. My regret can beat up your regret. Et cetera. This position was mostly in [...]
Incomplete
I read a lot of personal ads, for fun and torture. It’s how I get a lot of my insights into human stupidity. It’s where I noticed the Amazing Walking Contradiction (Other phrases found in one of every two online personals: “I enjoy having fun,” “work hard, play hard,” and, the winner by far, “partner [...]