I should probably start up working on my memoir again. When I do, make sure you’re up-to-date.
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The Great Treacle Debacle
This is not what you’re looking for. It’s not very often I, being Conlan, have a chance to see what life is like on “the other side”, by which I mean the desert. I don’t even really like dessert. Just desserts is a thing, but it’s actually “just deserts”. Not many people understand this. There’s [...]
With apologies to Walt Disney
The wonderful thing about Conlans Is Conlans are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of hair, Their bottoms are made out of feet. They’re bloggy woggy froggy bloggy Fun fun fun fun fun! But the most wonderful thing about Conlans Is I’m the only one! I’m the only one!
Correction
Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.