Hello there.
This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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With apologies to Walt Disney
The wonderful thing about Conlans
Is Conlans are wonderful things.
Their tops are made out of hair,
Their bottoms are made out of feet.
They’re bloggy woggy froggy bloggy
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Conlans
Is I’m the only one!
I’m the only one!
Correction
Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.
Coming Soon…
The next chapter of my autobiography—the most thrilling yet!—will be upon you soon. Please gird your loins in preparation, if you haven’t already.
In the meantime, you can catch up:
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Also, nothing.

The Great Treacle Debacle