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The Great Treacle Debacle

By Conlan | Published: January 11, 2010
This is not what you’re looking for. It’s not very often I, being Conlan, have a chance to see what life is like on “the other side”, by which I mean the desert. I don’t even really like dessert. Just desserts is a thing, but it’s actually “just deserts”. Not many people understand this. There’s [...]
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With apologies to Walt Disney

By Conlan | Published: July 15, 2009
The wonderful thing about Conlans Is Conlans are wonderful things. Their tops are made out of hair, Their bottoms are made out of feet. They’re bloggy woggy froggy bloggy Fun fun fun fun fun! But the most wonderful thing about Conlans Is I’m the only one! I’m the only one!
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Correction

By Conlan | Published: September 30, 2008
Gosh, I just realized the title on my previous post made no sense. I hate it when that happens. Walter stitched the significance away from the tribal skipping.
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Coming Soon…

By Conlan | Published: August 18, 2008
The next chapter of my autobiography—the most thrilling yet!—will be upon you soon. Please gird your loins in preparation, if you haven’t already. In the meantime, you can catch up: Part One Part Two Part Three Also, nothing.
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