Category Archives: Short

The man in it

By Conlan | Published: November 5, 2009
On my bathroom mirror, I have written in permanent marker, “Tomorrow I will begin being more positive, more active, and more productive.” Each morning for the last three years I have looked at it and thanked God that I didn’t write “Today…”
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12DB, Day 2: Sophomore Slump

By Conlan | Published: January 2, 2009
Everyone hates the second of something. Usually because it sucks. For example, beans.
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ATTN: Book of Face Users

By Conlan | Published: December 27, 2008
–BEGIN TRANSMISSION– FACEBOOK USERS – PLEASE UTILIZE NETWORKED BLOGS APPLICATION – BECOME A READER OF THIS IS CONLAN – IF YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND BEFRIEND ME (THIS MEANS YOU, NEW YORK) – THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT –END TRANSMISSION–
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