Category Archives: Short

The man in it

On my bathroom mirror, I have written in permanent marker, “Tomorrow I will begin being more positive, more active, and more productive.” Each morning for the last three years I have looked at it and thanked God that I didn’t write “Today…”

Logo of some sort?

12DB, Day 2: Sophomore Slump

Everyone hates the second of something. Usually because it sucks. For example, beans.

ATTN: Book of Face Users

–BEGIN TRANSMISSION– FACEBOOK USERS – PLEASE UTILIZE NETWORKED BLOGS APPLICATION – BECOME A READER OF THIS IS CONLAN – IF YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND BEFRIEND ME (THIS MEANS YOU, NEW YORK) – THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT –END TRANSMISSION–