Thursday, November 5th, 2009
On my bathroom mirror, I have written in permanent marker, “Tomorrow I will begin being more positive, more active, and more productive.” Each morning for the last three years I have looked at it and thanked God that I didn’t write “Today…”
Friday, January 2nd, 2009
Everyone hates the second of something. Usually because it sucks. For example, beans.
Saturday, December 27th, 2008
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