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Blog of Contrition
Well, I guess I dropped the ball on that one. No post yesterday. Not even a pseudo-post. I fell asleep early. Let that be a lesson to you: sleep is the devil’s perspiration. It’s wet and stinky. Like Satan. I don’t know where I’m going with this.
Anyway, my apologies. I’ll make it up to you [...]
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If you are a nerd, and spend any time near the internet’s seedy underbelly (gadget blogs, YouTube, Ain’t It Cool News), you’ll find this video hilarious. (If you’re less of a nerd, you’ll find it less so.)
CollegeHumor.com via Laughing Squid.
Don’t panic.
I’ve set up a suitably bare and uninspiring theme in preparation for the unveiling of my new awesome theme (all I have to do is learn how to make one and then do it).
In the meantime, ’tis the season…
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