I don’t like having Google ads on my site. I think they’re ugly and usually irrelevant and, most importantly, don’t make me any money. So screw ‘em. I tried an experiment with the T-Shirts. I thought I could generate some cash flow while encouraging absurdity (a winning combination if ever there was one). It’s only [...]
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A Diamond in the Rough
Advertisers are notorious for being too subtle for their own good. Someone eats this jerky and is then is brave enough to tease Bigfoot? What are you trying to tell me? A guy sprays some mist on himself and every nearby woman races to rip his clothes off? What does that have to do with [...]
Readership Drive has crashed
It’s over. You missed your chance. Interestingly, no one actually followed the rules as described, and thus no one actually deserved one of my awesome, awesome drawings. Lucky for them, I’m a nice guy and kept a keen eye out for who had my back. Thanks Dominique, Caitlin, Lauren, and Reed. As a public service, [...]
You “Ad”. Get it?
See, that’s how you find the sum. In any case, I’ve received some really great feedback on the new ads I’ve been trying out. My friend James said, “What the hell” in an encouraging way. Some other guy I know expressed utter disgust, but he grew up on a dairy farm so he was probably [...]