“Are you gay?” “Am I gay?” I want to be sure I understand the question. “Yeah.” The girl is drunk. She wandered into the bar and sat near me. She came in with friends but they’re in the corner talking. “No,” I say. “Do I seem gay?” “Well, you see,” she says, clutching her Bud [...]
This is Conlan
sense/nonsense
alcohol
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 6
It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. WORDPLAY: People who prefer NASCAR over the Kentucky Derby are racists. Someone pointed out to me, this joke doesn’t work because the Derby is a specific race, while NASCAR is a kind of racing league. Then I pointed out to that person: “shut up.” [...]
The Seducer’s Diary (in non-diary form)
She’s got tattoos on her arms; one on her leg. RC has been into tattoos lately, because he likes girls who are brave enough to do things he’s not. She’s pretty cute, I guess. She’s a waitress. No, she’s a busboy. A busgirl… A… busser? You know, an empty-glass-picker-upper. She has great posture. She’s short, [...]
Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 3)
As you’ll recall Parts 1 and 2 from the past, here is Part 3 of my answers to The Controversial Survey. 11. A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it? This is kind of a silly question. I mean, who would give a 12-year-old girl a baby? Talk about a spoiled [...]