You might remember me. I’m Conlan. People ask me things.[1] For example:[2] Dear Conlan, First of all, thank you for the ointment. Second, I have a thing. It’s a problem. I hope you will help me more so. It looks like this. The last week, when I was spontaneously looking for something (a shoe?), I [...]
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Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 1)
Welcome… to a Very Special Edition of… Ask Conlan. (Sweeps week.) In this episode, the first in a four-part series, I address controversial topics from a MySpace bulletin I saw one time. You know, serious shtuff like youth in Asia and the growing economic obesity epitome. You won’t want to miss a second of this [...]