Tag Archives: Business

What I’m All About

Ever since my blog became cool (circa March 2008), I’ve never really addressed what I’m all about. A lot of stuff has happened in my life, and you, my faithful readers, are probably confused about it. Also, the state of public education being what it is, you’re probably confused about a lot of things, but [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 2

Time for more. REACTION: The use of skulls as a design element seems pretty tired. Unless you’re a designer of skeletons. You know what I’m saying? Skulls are supposed to be all badass, then a few years ago they started trying to make them cute (I assume to take advantage of the untapped female bone-loving demographic). It’s just [...]
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Stop the character assassination

Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]
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It’s Business Time

It’s now or never, that’s what I always say. Live and learn. The early bird drinks tequila. I think everything will be OK. I’m going legit (i.e., cardstock). Front: Back: Let’s do lunch.
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