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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you'd just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Tag Archives: Business
Stop the character assassination
Over the last few days there’s been a lot of internet gossip about me—mostly on Gawker, and then Drudge picked it up. People are saying mean, hateful things. They’re saying that I don’t really have business cards like I posted a few days ago. One commenter on Politico even claimed that I don’t have any [...]
It’s Business Time
It’s now or never, that’s what I always say. Live and learn. The early bird drinks tequila. I think everything will be OK. I’m going legit (i.e., cardstock).
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Let’s do lunch.

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