Tag Archives: candy

Ask Conlan: Sweet

By Conlan | Published: November 17, 2009
Chelsea from the comments writes: Hi Conlan. I have a question for your next “ask conlan” segment. Okay, here it is: What is going to happen to me if I live the rest of my life eating only candy? (I am on day three of a strictly candy diet, and I’m feeling a little off. I [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 6

By Conlan | Published: December 27, 2008
It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. WORDPLAY: People who prefer NASCAR over the Kentucky Derby are racists. Someone pointed out to me, this joke doesn’t work because the Derby is a specific race, while NASCAR is a kind of racing league. Then I pointed out to that person: “shut up.” WORDPLAY: You can always count [...]
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