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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Tag Archives: CAW
That’s all, Motherfolks!
The Official Commenter Appreciation Week is officially over. It sure was a wild ride, wasn’t it? Thanks to participants Lauren, Lauren, Caitlin, Troy, Nicole, Lindsay, Dominique, Jordan, and Ryan, as well as the incidental commenters who I also appreciate, albeit to a lesser extent. As a final token of my esteem, please accept the artful [...]
A Girl I’ve Known A Long Time
Caitlin is my oldest and dearest friend. I’ve known her for a long time. Even longer than I’ve known Michelle Giamarco. One time Caitlin cut off her own hair, and I said she looked “like a ho.” One time I threw a metal report cover, and it accidentally hit her in the nose. One time [...]
Dome
I met Dominique last week at some Art Hop thing, where her husband Chance had some paintings, even though he’s mostly a photographer, I think. Anyway, she was nice and talked to me because I was scared and didn’t know anybody. Now we’re probably best friends because we commented on each other’s blogs. Here are [...]
CAW: Honorable Mentions