Some commenters are also people. For as long as Ryan Jones can remember, he has wanted to be an artist. Although, for the first ten years or so, this was mostly due to his admiration for his Uncle Art (who could make amusing noises with just his hands and armpits). When Ryan discovered there was [...]
This is Conlan
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An Evening with Jordan
Jordan is also one of those who’s stuck around since high school. I decided to present her with a series of questions, answered here. This is Conlan: Jordan, you’re obviously a fan of This is Conlan. Why? Are you stupid or something? Jordan: Not that I know of, but I do like the”Ask Conlan” segments. [...]
Nikko
Nicole, whom some people call Nikki, but whom I call Nikko (because I like calling people stupid names that no one else would ever want to call them), is a person I know. I would like to present our friendship in series of a haikus. (Aside: Haiku is not just about having a certain number [...]
Lindsay: Salt of the Earth
I don’t know why I still know Lindsay. I don’t stay in contact with any of those U.S. History girls from high school. Not even Tera Roth. But Lindsay is an anomaly. She’s been telling me to write a book for years, and I guess she figures that, once I do write that blockbusting bestseller, [...]