The original Lauren probably isn’t the original Lauren. I think that was Bacall or Sofarabia. In any event, here is a story about her, involving me and the first time we never met. First, I was all, “Yo, girl. Do you want to be my music girlfriend?” And she was all, “Watch out, this might [...]
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Bailey Gone Fishin’
Bailey left me a nice comment, during the designated CAW official commenting period. However it was not on the official Depository of Appreciated Comments post. Therefore, I am presenting her with only an official This is Conlan Honorable Mention of Appreciation. Plus, I had to remove—Gestapo-like—her hilarious inclusion of the Girls Gone Wild website link, [...]
Piece of Troy
There is a time in all our lives When dogs and turtles, wombats drive To a place where candles make Shadows dance till spirits wake And that is when the Troy arrives. He watches, silent, tempting, truck. The last one standing, shut the fudge Up, he’s thinking, the nice is night, The beer is Coors—always [...]
Lauren Pineapple
Sometimes I’ll meet a person who seems aware of an inside joke, but he or she is the only one on the inside. Most of the time I have no idea what they’re talking about, but I have the feeling that if I did, it would be pretty good. I actually enjoy obscure humor that [...]