Here we are again, with another episode of “This is Twitter: Meta-commentary Digest”. STUPID: My sister has been ovulating all over the house… that may not be the right word. Technically, this could’ve been wordplay, but it’s too stupid. Actually, she was ululating, making strange, high-pitched singing noises. It was disgusting. WORDPLAY: I’m hungry. The [...]
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i write words
christmas
Can we change the name to “Giftmas”?
… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.
A Diamond in the Rough
Advertisers are notorious for being too subtle for their own good. Someone eats this jerky and is then is brave enough to tease Bigfoot? What are you trying to tell me? A guy sprays some mist on himself and every nearby woman races to rip his clothes off? What does that have to do with [...]