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Tag Archives: coffee
An Open Letter To Gary Pumperdine
Dear Gary,
You’re probably wondering how I got your address. There are four simple explanations for this:
Internet is a beautiful thing. It knows all.
You are my friend. I think I’d have my friend’s address!
This is an open letter, so I didn’t actually send anything to an address, stupid.
If, somewhere in the world, there actually is someone [...]
Tom no more
You may recall that last year I frequented a local Starbucks under the pseudonym Tom G. Whiffler1. Then one day Starbucks annoyed me and I decided to drive 10 miles to an independent coffeeplace, and I never looked back (figure of speech). So, for the last six or seven months I’ve been going to this [...]
Spilled the Beans
The following occurred, and was written, in December 2005:
I was at Starbucks this morning because I had to get up early to finish papers for a million classes. So I’m sitting there with my coffee (and a water because I was thirsty, too) and I’ve got a bunch of photo-copied journal articles and my Child [...]

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