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Halloween is Evil

I’m sorry, but I can’t remain silent on this issue any longer: Halloween is the devil’s tool, used to ensnare our children into baby-eating, electric car-driving, anti-homeschooling zombies1. Do you know the ACTUAL history of All Hallow’s Eve? As recently discovered documents reveal, Halloween was started by Karl Marx in 1858 as a way to rouse [...]
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Critical Thinking

I’m fairly confident that the single biggest failure of our education system is the lack of critical thinking in the curriculum. (I can’t say I’m sure this is the biggest failure, because that would violate the laws of critical thinking, as I haven’t done the necessary research.) In my K-12 education, I don’t recall ever [...]
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