Tag Archives: cool

Ask Conlan: Extra Sweaty Edition

A fellow Fresnan writes: Yo man. Yo. Luv ur stuf, luv yr stuff. So ima livin large, you know. but DAMN boyee it’s be damn hot, mang. what it do, sucka? How you keep cool in da hizzeat?? BAM! 109° mutha! what it be? what’s it all aboot? Yah, you hoser, tell me how to [...]

This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 6

It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. WORDPLAY: People who prefer NASCAR over the Kentucky Derby are racists. Someone pointed out to me, this joke doesn’t work because the Derby is a specific race, while NASCAR is a kind of racing league. Then I pointed out to that person: “shut up.” [...]