You might remember me. I’m Conlan. People ask me things.[1] For example:[2] Dear Conlan, First of all, thank you for the ointment. Second, I have a thing. It’s a problem. I hope you will help me more so. It looks like this. The last week, when I was spontaneously looking for something (a shoe?), I [...]
Dear Sandy, First of ALL «I want you to know I am alright.» I AM sure you have heard about the trouble that HAS OCCURRED, here, at the IFTRATOICAP: i have been told IT is on THE news. I have not BEEN able to confirm/this, because we HAVE BEEN (on lockdown) since the incident. i [...]
Congratulations. It’s time for It’s time for another episode of “This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest”. STUPID: For religions where dancing is prohibited, is Restless Leg Syndrome considered demonic possession? This is a joke, but it’s not hard for me to imagine it being true. WORDPLAY: If you love staying in hotels so much, then why [...]