I’m only kidding, of course. It’s actually good beehivior. FOTTICBD (Friends of the This is Conlan Blog, Dude) Fresno Beehive have just launched a sexy redesign of their site, now with 100% more links to me. Here’s a mockup: Pretty good, right? Go check it out for yourself. As a token of my gratitude attitude, [...]
I was recently invited by a high-ranking source at a powerful company (i.e., one that is only almost bankrupt) to view a prototype of the urinal of the future. Although it has not yet been announced, legislation (expected to pass handily through congress) will require all current urinal technologies be replaced nationwide by 2020, for [...]
For blogs at least. To whom it may concern: A few moments ago I became the first[1] blogger to successfully traverse time and space (cf. Einstein) and send a blog post into the future! As you can see below, my Day 6 blog post has appeared, unharmed, a full 48 hours after its creation. This [...]
This is a test of my experimental time travel blogging application. The time is recorded as 2:35pm, Tuesday, January 6. If this works, I will have sent the first successful time traveling blog post in history. It all happened when I was trying to hang a picture of one of those Italian “little boy peeing” [...]