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Namaste

By Conlan | Published: January 12, 2010
I just came across this idiotic website proposing that Fresno change its name in order to, somehow, suddenly have a better image. To somehow be less of a punchline. The Fresnan has a great rundown of why this is probably the lamest revitalization idea ever, so I refer you there for background info and details. [...]
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Ask Conlan: Extra Sweaty Edition

By Conlan | Published: July 28, 2009
A fellow Fresnan writes: Yo man. Yo. Luv ur stuf, luv yr stuff. So ima livin large, you know. but DAMN boyee it’s be damn hot, mang. what it do, sucka? How you keep cool in da hizzeat?? BAM! 109° mutha! what it be? what’s it all aboot? Yah, you hoser, tell me how to stay [...]
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Anyway, Whatever

By Conlan | Published: June 29, 2009
It is time for my departure. Not from here. From here.
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Blogger Olympics are so last month.

By Conlan | Published: May 2, 2009
I haven’t been able yet to right up my experiences at the Second Annual Blogger Olympics, which took place on Saturday, April 25. The Games pitted Fresno-area bloggers against each other in a no-holds-barred, no-bars-held-unless-you-count-a-minigolf-putter-as-a-bar duel to the death in mini-golf, skee-ball, air hockey, arcade basketball, and Wii bowling. The Games were unofficially sponsored by [...]
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