“Are you gay?” “Am I gay?” I want to be sure I understand the question. “Yeah.” The girl is drunk. She wandered into the bar and sat near me. She came in with friends but they’re in the corner talking. “No,” I say. “Do I seem gay?” “Well, you see,” she says, clutching her Bud [...]
Here’s a blunthago from a month ago. During the buildup to the election, Twitterers became increasingly idiots. Being America’s Favorite Satirist™, I was compelled to comment on that. So these are basically all WISDOM. One: If Hitler were a politician today, he’d be the kind that compares other politicians to Hitler. True. Two: OH: “Half [...]
Briefly: I will not go into detail here because I remain bitter over losing the “Best Costume” award to a STORE-BOUGHT atrocity, simply because it was transgenderified. The theme was Movies. Here I am: The green patches are trees. The white is the snowcapped peak.The orange thing is a crack. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Naturally. Update 11/11/08: [...]