Monday, November 10th, 2008
Briefly: I will not go into detail here because I remain bitter over losing the “Best Costume” award to a STORE-BOUGHT atrocity, simply because it was transgenderified. The theme was Movies. Here I am: The green patches are trees. The white is the snowcapped peak.The orange thing is a crack. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Naturally. Update 11/11/08: [...]
Friday, October 31st, 2008
I’m sorry, but I can’t remain silent on this issue any longer: Halloween is the devil’s tool, used to ensnare our children into baby-eating, electric car-driving, anti-homeschooling zombies[1]. Do you know the ACTUAL history of All Hallow’s Eve? As recently discovered documents reveal, Halloween was started by Karl Marx in 1858 as a way to [...]