Some jerk in Iowa writes: Dear Conlan, I have something to ask you. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. What I want to ask is this: do you think some people are mean? Your Friend, Some jerk Some, I’m glad you took the time to write. Because if you didn’t take the [...]
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12DB, Day 3: Hate
A pretty girl I’ve never met writes to me: You’re anti-social and hate everything. Me too! At least in a world of loathing, we know there are others with a like mind out there. This is a tricky situation. On the one hand, I am anti-social and I do hate everything, just as this woman [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 5 – Election Edition
Here’s a blunthago from a month ago. During the buildup to the election, Twitterers became increasingly idiots. Being America’s Favorite Satirist™, I was compelled to comment on that. So these are basically all WISDOM. One: If Hitler were a politician today, he’d be the kind that compares other politicians to Hitler. True. Two: OH: “Half [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 2
Time for more. REACTION: The use of skulls as a design element seems pretty tired. Unless you’re a designer of skeletons. You know what I’m saying? Skulls are supposed to be all badass, then a few years ago they started trying to make them cute (I assume to take advantage of the untapped female bone-loving [...]