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Ask Conlan: Extra Sweaty Edition

A fellow Fresnan writes: Yo man. Yo. Luv ur stuf, luv yr stuff. So ima livin large, you know. but DAMN boyee it’s be damn hot, mang. what it do, sucka? How you keep cool in da hizzeat?? BAM! 109° mutha! what it be? what’s it all aboot? Yah, you hoser, tell me how to [...]
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