Tag Archives: hodgman

The “Conlan’s Great” Challenge!

By Conlan | Published: February 26, 2009
Recently someone told me this: I think you’re a young Steven Wright crossed with a baby Hodgman, mixed with the casual coolness of Ben Folds, all mixed up in your body. It’s probably fun to be you, or at least to have your brain. It is not fun to have my brain. But neurological anomalies aside, that’s [...]
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Ask You: WTF?

By Conlan | Published: October 20, 2008
Dear You, I’ve got some questions for you/items that require your attention. 1. You may have noticed that, deep down on the lower right corner of the blog, in the least prominent place possible, I keep a list of links to blogs and things that I may or may not enjoy. Since my blog is one of [...]
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Photographing Whales

By Conlan | Published: September 7, 2008
In March, I signed up for the awesome-but-difficult-to-define internet service Twitter. Ryan, my friend and a talented photographer, expressed some mild concern: “Twitter is stupid. I just don’t understand the point, or even the fun in it. It’s retarded. Completely and utterly pointless.” Last week—of course—he signed up for his own account. Rather than waste [...]
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