Welcome to another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest. It’s the only place where you’ll learn the story Behind the Toots. Which, now that I think about it, would’ve been a better name for this whole series. Live and learn, I guess. Let’s go: REACTION: I love the holiday season. It really makes me [...]
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Can we change the name to “Giftmas”?
… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.
Halloween Party
Briefly: I will not go into detail here because I remain bitter over losing the “Best Costume” award to a STORE-BOUGHT atrocity, simply because it was transgenderified. The theme was Movies. Here I am: The green patches are trees. The white is the snowcapped peak.The orange thing is a crack. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Naturally. Update 11/11/08: [...]
Halloween is Evil
I’m sorry, but I can’t remain silent on this issue any longer: Halloween is the devil’s tool, used to ensnare our children into baby-eating, electric car-driving, anti-homeschooling zombies[1]. Do you know the ACTUAL history of All Hallow’s Eve? As recently discovered documents reveal, Halloween was started by Karl Marx in 1858 as a way to [...]