Tag Archives: holiday

Can we change the name to “Giftmas”?

By Conlan | Published: December 23, 2008
… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.
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Halloween Party

By Conlan | Published: November 10, 2008
Briefly: I will not go into detail here because I remain bitter over losing the “Best Costume” award to a STORE-BOUGHT atrocity, simply because it was transgenderified. The theme was Movies. Here I am: The green patches are trees. The white is the snowcapped peak.The orange thing is a crack. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Naturally. Update 11/11/08: [...]
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Halloween is Evil

By Conlan | Published: October 31, 2008
I’m sorry, but I can’t remain silent on this issue any longer: Halloween is the devil’s tool, used to ensnare our children into baby-eating, electric car-driving, anti-homeschooling zombies1. Do you know the ACTUAL history of All Hallow’s Eve? As recently discovered documents reveal, Halloween was started by Karl Marx in 1858 as a way to [...]
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