Ooh, we’re in the final countdown now (cue music). Here is a fun story with a hidden teaser message: Last night I ate dinner at Joe’s Steakhouse. Darn good, by the way. I got the french dip. Oh, so tender you’d think you were eating some kind of animal’s flesh! Delicious! Really, really good. Recommended! [...]
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12DB, Day 8: Time Travel is possible!
For blogs at least. To whom it may concern: A few moments ago I became the first[1] blogger to successfully traverse time and space (cf. Einstein) and send a blog post into the future! As you can see below, my Day 6 blog post has appeared, unharmed, a full 48 hours after its creation. This [...]
12DB, Day 6: Time Travel Test
This is a test of my experimental time travel blogging application. The time is recorded as 2:35pm, Tuesday, January 6. If this works, I will have sent the first successful time traveling blog post in history. It all happened when I was trying to hang a picture of one of those Italian “little boy peeing” [...]
Plug: T.H.I.S
I usually don’t like to point out other funny things online, because I like for you to come here for all your internet hilarity (what more do you need, Greedy McLaughstoomuch?), but I feel I must speak out. If you don’t listen to Tally Hall’s music, that’s understandable; it’s not for everyone. But if you [...]