Conlan: i just came up with a cool game. want to play? Someone: as long as it really is cool Conlan: it is. i type a tv show theme song, and you have to guess the show Conlan: ready? Conlan: i’ll start with an easy one: Conlan: na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na-na. batman! Conlan: what [...]
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Why I Am Not As Good As Hemingway
For years I’ve wondered why I’m not a famous writer. I mean, I seem to have all the ingredients: proficiency with language and sincerity of emotion, a romantic worldview coupled with a healthy disdain for humanity, and of course the crippling depression. The formula has worked for so many others. Faulkner and Fitzgerald are universal. [...]