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Fresno Famous: Me

By Conlan | Published: July 23, 2009
It’s true. I am now Fresno Famous. So to speak. Go read it. Famous Whitewater probes for deep insights into what makes me tick.1 If you’re visiting after reading about me on Fresno Famous, welcome. This is Conlan is a welcoming community. Even more than the Unitarians. And according to the posters I used to [...]
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WORLD EXCLUSIVE Interview: Ashley Swearengin

By Conlan | Published: December 8, 2008
The following is an interview I conducted with the newly-elected mayor of the great city of Fresno, Ashley Swearengin. This is such a scoop I’m not even sure if I’m legally allowed to post it, but I feel you, my loyal readers, deserve to know the truth1. And I feel I must emphasize: This is [...]
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Interview: Blinky The Robot

By Conlan | Published: November 30, 2008
I’d never received such an enthusiastic response to anything on the blog as I did when I revealed Blinky the Robot. Clearly, he was my most popular guest of all time. I decided to capitalize on that popularity (i.e., saturate the market with low-cost products competitors can’t match, drive them out of business, then jack [...]
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RC Jones: Digital Photography

By Conlan | Published: October 10, 2008
Some commenters are also people. For as long as Ryan Jones can remember, he has wanted to be an artist. Although, for the first ten years or so, this was mostly due to his admiration for his Uncle Art (who could make amusing noises with just his hands and armpits). When Ryan discovered there was [...]
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