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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 8

Here we are again, with another episode of “This is Twitter: Meta-commentary Digest”. STUPID: My sister has been ovulating all over the house… that may not be the right word. Technically, this could’ve been wordplay, but it’s too stupid. Actually, she was ululating, making strange, high-pitched singing noises. It was disgusting. WORDPLAY: I’m hungry. The [...]
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