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An Open Letter To Gary Pumperdine

By Conlan | Published: August 3, 2009
Dear Gary, You’re probably wondering how I got your address. There are four simple explanations for this: Internet is a beautiful thing. It knows all. You are my friend. I think I’d have my friend’s address! This is an open letter, so I didn’t actually send anything to an address, stupid. If, somewhere in the [...]
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