Let’s just say, it’s been a “long week”. Last night, my best friend and I shared a pint of Ben and Jerry’s[1] and a good cry. I came to some important realizations. I have had it with bad relationships. I’m done being treated like dirt! And I’m done staying when, in my heart, I know [...]
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The Complete History of the Con, Part 6
If you’re just joining us, this is The Complete History of The Con: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Now we continue… After a moment, I grabbed my old-fashioned leather suitcase and joined Laverne at the truck stop counter. Now, you’re probably asking yourself, “Where did he pick up an old-fashioned [...]
The Complete History of the Con, Part 5
If you’re just joining us, you may want to check out The Complete History of the Con saga thus far. When last we left me, I had just had my heart broken (metaphorically) by a Nazi impersonator, in re: watermelons. Let’s see what happens next… It took me a few minutes to regain my composure. [...]
Can we change the name to “Giftmas”?
… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.