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This is Conlan. I'm a freelance writer and blogger. I live in Fresno, CA. I write this blog, and other things sometimes. I encourage you to pay me to write things. Please see the "Freelance" page for more information on that. (Seriously.) If you just want to know who I am and what I'm all about (including mostly lies), check the "About" page.
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Tag Archives: love
The Complete History of the Con, Part 6
If you’re just joining us, this is The Complete History of The Con: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Now we continue… After a moment, I grabbed my old-fashioned leather suitcase and joined Laverne at the truck stop counter. Now, you’re probably asking yourself, “Where did he pick up an old-fashioned [...]
The Complete History of the Con, Part 5
If you’re just joining us, you may want to check out The Complete History of the Con saga thus far. When last we left me, I had just had my heart broken (metaphorically) by a Nazi impersonator, in re: watermelons. Let’s see what happens next… It took me a few minutes to regain my composure. [...]
Posted in Memoir Also tagged arizona, cantaloupe, cigarettes, desert, Memoir, pickles, sexual tension, truckers, watermelon 3 Comments
Can we change the name to “Giftmas”?
… It makes more sense, plus that other name makes it sound a little… you know… nutty. Regardless, whatever denomination of opiate you silly masses choose: Happy Holidays. Love, Conlan See you next year. Or sooner. And God bless us, every one.
My promise to myself