A reader: Dear Conlan, Are the rumors true? Hee haw, Sam Wainwright Almost always. Especially if they’re about someone being a slut. Thanks for writing, Sam.
This is Conlan
sense/nonsense
View Mail #24: Chopped Liver
Nicole, from Undisclosed Location, writes in a comment: Why don’t you ever answer MY questions. What am I? Chopped liver?! Hi, Nicole. Thanks for your queries. The question “What am I?” has puzzled philosophers for centuries. Around 10,000 years ago, it was finally answered: “A person. Duh.” The answer to your other question: “And onions, [...]
Viewer Mail #11: The Complete History of the Con, Part 1
Some jerk writes: Dear Conlan, I know “This is Conlan”. But who is “this”? Your loyal questioner, Sasquatch Canada I guess that is a fair question, considering that present state of the economy. OK, Sassy, I’ll fill you, and the rest of the world, in on just who the This in This is Conlan really [...]
Viewer Mail #9: With Nuts…?
A reader: Dear Conlan, Where have you been? Do you smell something funny? Sincerely, Q&S (Questioning and Smelling) in Denton, Texas Hi, Kwuzz. You raise some good points. Are you laughing? What is the most amusing odor? Is there really such a thing as a funny fragrance? Are the legends true? There are funny sounds [...]