Tag Archives: Money

‘Tis the season

By Conlan | Published: December 15, 2009
Season’s greetings, my loyal viewers. As you may be aware, I have not blogged here recently. I have however, blogged elsewhere and done other matters of things. I just wanted to wish you all a happy holiday season filled with peppermints and cheeses of various assortments (there’s no such thing as vegan cheese). And, since this [...]
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Tom no more

By Conlan | Published: May 14, 2009
You may recall that last year I frequented a local Starbucks under the pseudonym Tom G. Whiffler1. Then one day Starbucks annoyed me and I decided to drive 10 miles to an independent coffeeplace, and I never looked back (figure of speech). So, for the last six or seven months I’ve been going to this [...]
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Goodbye Ads, Hello Altruism

By Conlan | Published: April 2, 2009
I don’t like having Google ads on my site. I think they’re ugly and usually irrelevant and, most importantly, don’t make me any money. So screw ‘em. I tried an experiment with the T-Shirts. I thought I could generate some cash flow while encouraging absurdity (a winning combination if ever there was one). It’s only been [...]
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Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 4)

By Conlan | Published: November 21, 2008
This is it. The final installment in my four-part The Controversial Survey. This entry is just the way I like my women: short, sassy, and with a hilarious video about rape1. Enjoy! 16. Would​ you burn an Ameri​can flag for a hundr​ed dolla​rs?​​​ Oh, I’ve seen this scam before. Would I have to buy the flag first? [...]
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