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Ask Conlan: Kitty Meow Town

By Conlan | Published: February 10, 2010
A reader (ironically) writes: Why am I never allowed to own a cat? Thank you for your question, Doug. This is a very interesting situation requiring the requisite non sequiturs (and therefore non sequitees, for argument’s sake), but what—inasmuch as there is such thing—does this actually preclude? The answer to that is simple: Don’t buy [...]
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“How can we in the news media do a better job of focusing on bullshit?”

By Conlan | Published: October 17, 2007
I love the little “WAR for the White House” graphic. Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
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