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Viewer Mail #27: Boink!

By Conlan | Published: July 17, 2008
“Boink” is an onomatopoeia. Some pervert writes: “Boink”? Yeah, it’s onomatopoeia for sexual activity! Dear Pervert: WRONG. Sexual activity does not sound like that… I mean, it does if you do it right, but few are that skilled. Boink is the sound of getting hit on the head with an animated object of some kind [...]
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