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Another letter home from my stay at the Institute for the Research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation
Dear Sandy, First of ALL «I want you to know I am alright.» I AM sure you have heard about the trouble that HAS OCCURRED, here, at the IFTRATOICAP: i have been told IT is on THE news. I have not BEEN able to confirm/this, because we HAVE BEEN (on lockdown) since the incident. i [...]
A letter home from my stay at the Institute for the Research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation
Dear Sandy, Tonight I arrived at the Institute for THE research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation for my two-day, THREE-NIGHT TREATMENT program. I am GLAD TO REPORT that the, bus ride was smooth and UNEVENTFUL. The staff was very helpful WHEN I arrived, directing Me to my—room and not MAKING fun of the [...]
This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 4
STUPID: If your selected numbers are 23, 91, 10, 45, and 77, then you seem to be playing some sort of lottery game I was unaware of. The ol’ switcheroo. WORDPLAY: I stand by my assertion that the most painful punctuation combination is the colon slash. I felt very clever when this occurred to me. [...]