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This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest, Episode 15

By Conlan | Published: October 19, 2009
It’s time for another episode of This is Twittering: Meta-Commentary Digest. WORDPLAY: I think my dog is in heat. Luckily, it’s a dry heat. #idontreallyhaveadog Obviously. REACTION: Erectile dysfunction commercials make me long for a time when impotence was so shameful a condition that we dare not speak its euphemisms. Seriously, shut up already. REACTION: My skills: verb conjugation, competitive sweating, keeping my [...]
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My promise to myself

By Conlan | Published: August 13, 2009
Let’s just say, it’s been a “long week”. Last night, my best friend and I shared a pint of Ben and Jerry’s1 and a good cry. I came to some important realizations. I have had it with bad relationships. I’m done being treated like dirt! And I’m done staying when, in my heart, I know [...]
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