In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Also, robots. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was all up in here. And God said, “Let there be light”: and there was light. God saw the light, and it was good. And God said, “Let there be robots”: and there [...]
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Interview: Blinky The Robot
I’d never received such an enthusiastic response to anything on the blog as I did when I revealed Blinky the Robot. Clearly, he was my most popular guest of all time. I decided to capitalize on that popularity (i.e., saturate the market with low-cost products competitors can’t match, drive them out of business, then jack [...]
Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 1)
Welcome… to a Very Special Edition of… Ask Conlan. (Sweeps week.) In this episode, the first in a four-part series, I address controversial topics from a MySpace bulletin I saw one time. You know, serious shtuff like youth in Asia and the growing economic obesity epitome. You won’t want to miss a second of this [...]