Whenever the conversation turns to murder (as it inevitably does), my pal RC is always eager to offer his preferred method: Take one of those dual-tube epoxy mixes and jam it up somebody’s nose (one tube in each nostril). Then discharge the epoxy up said nose. Theoretically, the two gels will meet somewhere near the [...]
In late February, an alarming bulletin appeared on my MySpace homepage. A MySpace “Secret Show” was to be held the following Tuesday, March 3, in San Diego. The performer? Neko Case. A free show, at a tiny club—first come, first served. “It was so clear to me that it was almost invisible” I love Neko [...]
She’s got tattoos on her arms; one on her leg. RC has been into tattoos lately, because he likes girls who are brave enough to do things he’s not. She’s pretty cute, I guess. She’s a waitress. No, she’s a busboy. A busgirl… A… busser? You know, an empty-glass-picker-upper. She has great posture. She’s short, [...]
A couple weeks ago, I traveled to the beachy Southland to celebrate my friend Shane’s birthday, as well as the forthcoming nuptials of said friend to other friend Nikko (who you may have heard of). While there, third friend RC took some of his phortography [sic], for purposes of engagement (pictures). I helped (a lot) [...]