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Another letter home from my stay at the Institute for the Research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation

By Conlan | Published: August 22, 2009
Dear Sandy, First of ALL «I want you to know I am alright.» I AM sure you have heard about the trouble that HAS OCCURRED, here, at the IFTRATOICAP: i have been told IT is on THE news. I have not BEEN able to confirm/this, because we HAVE BEEN (on lockdown) since the incident. i will [...]
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A letter home from my stay at the Institute for the Research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation

By Conlan | Published: August 17, 2009
Dear Sandy, Tonight I arrived at the Institute for THE research and Treatment of Inappropriate Capitalization & Punctuation for my two-day, THREE-NIGHT TREATMENT program. I am GLAD TO REPORT that the, bus ride was smooth and UNEVENTFUL. The staff was very helpful WHEN I arrived, directing Me to my—room and not MAKING fun of the way [...]
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What I’m All About

By Conlan | Published: December 12, 2008
Ever since my blog became cool (circa March 2008), I’ve never really addressed what I’m all about. A lot of stuff has happened in my life, and you, my faithful readers, are probably confused about it. Also, the state of public education being what it is, you’re probably confused about a lot of things, but [...]
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This is Twittering: Meta-commentary Digest, Episode 3

By Conlan | Published: December 2, 2008
It’s that time again. Previous Episodes: Episode 1 Episode 2 Enjoy. WORDPLAY (WITHOUT WORDS): I like hitchhikers. I don’t pick them up, but every once in a while it’s nice to know someone thinks I’m doing a good job. You may remember this one popping up on the blog previously. The explanation I provided at the time should suffice. What you may [...]
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