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Ask Conlan: Sweet

By Conlan | Published: November 17, 2009
Chelsea from the comments writes: Hi Conlan. I have a question for your next “ask conlan” segment. Okay, here it is: What is going to happen to me if I live the rest of my life eating only candy? (I am on day three of a strictly candy diet, and I’m feeling a little off. I [...]
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ConTech: SNEAK PEEK! (the future of pee)

By Conlan | Published: January 28, 2009
I was recently invited by a high-ranking source at a powerful company (i.e., one that is only almost bankrupt) to view a prototype of the urinal of the future. Although it has not yet been announced, legislation (expected to pass handily through congress) will require all current urinal technologies be replaced nationwide by 2020, for [...]
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