Here we go. REACTION: That’s not what I meant. This reaction of mine happens every day. Which is odd because I am a GREAT COMMUNICATOR. WORDPLAY: “I think you dropped something.” Alternately: “That’s a really nice Toyota Tacoma.” What’s _your_ best pickup line? Good two, Conlan. WORDPLAY: Always follow your dreams until they get a [...]
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HAWCAAAAIIC!™ Truth in Comedy
I’m the funniest person in the world, and you agree. As such, I feel a certain responsibility to instruct others in The Journey to True Comedy™. I wonder sometimes how well I fulfill this responsibility. In an effort to better serve my constituency, I am introducing a new series entitled, Hey, Jerk: What’s Comedy All [...]