Unfortunately, I will be out of town (i.e., the internet) for the better part of the weekend, and will be unable to update with new and amazing posts. (Furthermore, I will be fulfilling duties required of me, as I am a PROFESSIONAL WRITER.) Please stay tubed for updates on the Readership Drive, as well as [...]
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Ask Conlan: The Controversial Survey (Part 2)
Continued from last time: 6. Do you think Marijuana should be legalized? I lived in San Francisco for two years, where it is legal (pretty much). I think it smells like sweaty dirt, so I was opposed. However, I did not know it was a proper noun. This new knowledge will cause me to reevaluate [...]
Viewer Mail #27: Boink!
“Boink” is an onomatopoeia. Some pervert writes: “Boink”? Yeah, it’s onomatopoeia for sexual activity! Dear Pervert: WRONG. Sexual activity does not sound like that… I mean, it does if you do it right, but few are that skilled. Boink is the sound of getting hit on the head with an animated object of some kind [...]