You might remember me. I’m Conlan. People ask me things.[1] For example:[2] Dear Conlan, First of all, thank you for the ointment. Second, I have a thing. It’s a problem. I hope you will help me more so. It looks like this. The last week, when I was spontaneously looking for something (a shoe?), I [...]
This is Conlan
sense/nonsense
Sherlock Holmes
The Complete History of the Con, Part 2
You’ll recall from last time, I’d just dropped out of college, after learning my school engaged in deceptive recruiting practices. Then, with new resolve, I set about following my destiny. I shuffled down the lonely Nebraska highway—corn stalks rising on both sides, as high as an elephant’s eye. The elephant’s name, I later learned, was [...]