Caitlin is my oldest and dearest friend. I’ve known her for a long time. Even longer than I’ve known Michelle Giamarco. One time Caitlin cut off her own hair, and I said she looked “like a ho.” One time I threw a metal report cover, and it accidentally hit her in the nose. One time [...]
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HAWCAAAAIIC!™ Truth in Comedy
I’m the funniest person in the world, and you agree. As such, I feel a certain responsibility to instruct others in The Journey to True Comedy™. I wonder sometimes how well I fulfill this responsibility. In an effort to better serve my constituency, I am introducing a new series entitled, Hey, Jerk: What’s Comedy All [...]
Viewer Mail #31: Sicko
Someone named Caït from Avignon, France writes: All of my friends are 20. You wanna buy them drinks, too, you sicko? Actually, Courtney is 21. Maybe she’ll buy you one. Hi, Caït. That is an excellent question. Before continuing, I would like to invite any of my readers who are law enforcement officials of any [...]