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Ask Conlan: Yoga Pants

A reader from “nearby” writes: Dear Conlan, Big fan. First time reader, long time watcher. My question is like this. Suppose, hypothermically, that someone wanted to… oh I don’t know for the sake argument let’s say… murder you, eat your protein-rich spleen, and burn your fat in an oil lamp for light as I sew [...]