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Ask Conlan: Full Disclosure

It’s time again for Ask Conlan, the segment in which I take questions from readers. You can ask me literally anything, no topic off-limits, even questions that don’t make sense. I am here for you. This week1 our first question comes from one C.B. McDougal. Mr/s. McDonald writes: Dear Conlan, How are you? Sincerely, C.B. McDonnely Wow. Just… wow. Who do [...]
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12DB, Day 8: Time Travel is possible!

For blogs at least. To whom it may concern: A few moments ago I became the first1 blogger to successfully traverse time and space (cf. Einstein) and send a blog post into the future! As you can see below, my Day 6 blog post has appeared, unharmed, a full 48 hours after its creation. This [...]
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12DB, Day 6: Time Travel Test

This is a test of my experimental time travel blogging application. The time is recorded as 2:35pm, Tuesday, January 6. If this works, I will have sent the first successful time traveling blog post in history. It all happened when I was trying to hang a picture of one of those Italian “little boy peeing” fountains [...]
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